Peyton Manning Goes Up In Smoke in Colorado
Colorado knows just what to get the quarterback who has everything. Tom Brady may have more rings, but he doesn't have this.
Peyton Manning has the keys to Knoxville, Tennessee and Indianapolis, Indiana after being the most successful quarterback either of those towns has ever seen. He has to win two more Lombardi Trophies before he's considered the best in his new city, so in the mean time Coloradoans have found another way to honor him.
"Peyton Manning", a brand new strain of marijuana has made its debut now that the recreational law has gone into effect in the Centennial State. Bringing a whole new meaning to "Rocky Mountain High", it combines the uplifting euphoria of a Sativa with the anti-anxiety & nauseous medicine of indicia (whatever that means).
After seeing Manning tune-up the Baltimore Ravens for 7 TDs and 462 yards in Week 1, we'd guess that most Broncos' fans already have that uplifting, happy feeling about their team.
Now the real question is when is the Von Miller strain coming out?
On a side note, medical marijuana became legal in the state of Massachusetts earlier this year, so it's your move, Brady.